Challenge 9

At the end of the maze there was a circular room. Drake took a rest here after the exertion in the maze and has woken up a day later. Meanwhile I had taken stock of the room. There are two doors. The one we came through and one in the opposite wall. In the center there is a pedestal with items resting on it. The room appears like an enclosed coliseum. 

So what the hell am I supposed to do here?

I assume you're supposed to take whatever's on the pedestal and then judging by the appearance you're probably going to have to fight someone. 

Drake has approached the pedestal on the pedestal were...

Nope...

You've got to be kidding me.

My Tonfas awesome!

You idiot you can't even use them!

But they're so cool!

He has picked up the tonfas. His knives have disappeared. The door in the opposite wall is opening and the sound of a cheering crowd echoes throughout the coliseum. Out of the opposite wall steps a wispy looking black haired girl. Her outfit is blue... very green and she's wielding dual tonfa like objects except bladed. Hey Drake why aren't your tonfas bladed...

Um couldn't find any...

You seem to be staring at her with some fixation?

Y... yeah I know her... sort of?

Oh really who is she?

Er... She's a character from a videogame... She's kind of the reason I decided to use Tonfas...

So she's the one responsible for that stupid decision?

Um yeah I suppose so...

Good I look forward to seeing you destroy her...

What but how?! I suck with tonfas and she's like a master! Besides... I sort of have like a crush on the character and...

... It's a video game character. Plus it's undoubtedly just one of the Tale Weaver's word creatures in the form of the character.

Well then beating her wouldn't be very satisfying regardless would it...

True but it might be good for you to- Look out!

Wha-FUCK!

The girl has charged Drake and jump kicked him in the face. He's gone down and she brought one of the blades down on his chest. He managed to narrowly avoid letting it stab through his heart  and it instead merely sliced through his side. He is now running for his life. 

SHUT UP! OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE! 

Fight you dumbass...

I CAN'T FIGHT HER!

Well then try running through the door she came through then... Maybe you can escape...

Good idea!

Wait where did she go?

What do you mean where'd she go she's ri-IN FRONT OF ME!

That was actually a rather impressive dodge... Sure it was the result of tripping and sliding under the attack while attempting to stop yourself but it worked and  you managed to scythe her legs out from under her with your mad flailing. 

No what are you doing she's on the ground don't run kill her!

With what?! These tonfa are non lethal!

Then just beat her in the head... Oh too late she's back up... Run.

Way ahead of you!

Where the hell is the door?!

It would appear that you have no choice but to beat her

Are you serious?!

Duck!

Drake has managed to duck a stabbing attack to the head however the second blade had unfortunately been coming in at groin height and has sliced his chest quite badly... Although bright side if you hadn't ducked it would have likely castrated you...

That's... very comforting... \

Oh suck it up it's not that deep a gash...

Why's she just standing there?

I don't know. You're the one who knows the character...

Um... Well she's supposed to be very pure and good and kind and stuff-

Well could have fooled me...

Maybe she won't attack me until I pick my weapons back up...

Stop you idiot! If you're right don't pick up the damn weapons until we have a plan...

Right...

Ok so any weaknesses you can think of?

In the game she doesn't do much in the way of damage but is one of the fastest attackers...

Since this is real life... At least mostly I don't think damage calculation matters here so forget that...

Well the aforementioned noble thing...

You going to try and trick her?

Um no that would just anger her... I have a better idea...

Drake has raised his hands and is attempting to inform the girl that he does not want to fight her...

I am pretty sure he is about to die...

Well I'll be damned... She's lowered her weapons...

She just disappeared...

Told you...

DO NOT GO BACK FOR THE TONFAS!

AGH alright alright fine...

The door is opening we are continuing forward. 

Copyright Namco...

What was that?

Nothing important.