In honor of the new year we designed this next challenge to be festive.
That sounds fun.
Yes welcome to the festival of sharp pointy things.
That sounds less fun.
It appears to just be another hallway... This one enclosed on top however... Strange...
So where are the sharp pointy things exactly?
Why don't you step down the hallway and find out?
Why don't I throw this mask down the hallway and see if that does anything.
I can't be removed from your face first of all and second of all the challenge is probably designed in such a way that only you will be able to set it off.
... Damn you logic.
You can't just stay here forever. Got to go sometime.
Alright fine...
Drake has taken a step down the hall. Immediately a panel opened in the wall and shot out a spear which went through the palm of Drake's left hand and nailed it against the opposite wall.
Drake is crying like a child.
Shut the fuck up! That fucking hurt.
Well getting free is going to hurt more...
W... what?
The Spear is pretty deeply embedded in the wall and the back end extends into the other wall. There's no way to release your hand but to tear it through.
NO! No fucking way I'm not doing that!
Then we're going to be stuck here for a long time as it doesn't seem to be showing any inclination to retract.
There has to be another way. Maybe if I hit a certain area on the floor I can
Drake has just managed to trigger another spear which has impaled him through the right knee.
Good job Drake now you need to tear a spear through your palm and your knee. Although it's entirely likely that one in the knee could sever the entire leg.
...
No response?
Drake appears to be too busy sobbing with pain to respond.
He is tapping his other foot on the floor now. I believe he is attempting to kill himself. Unfortunately there do not seem to be another spear. The spears continue showing no inclination to retract on their own and they are ding a very good job of plugging up the holes to keep him from bleeding to death. It would appear you don't have a choice. You're going to have to mutilate yourself further to get free.
No... I can't...
You're going to have too...
I... I don't want... I don't want to do this...
Man up and do it!
He's pulling back his hand and I can hear him cursing as the flesh begins to tear. His fingers are contorting outwards as the skin splits. Just a few more inches Drake don't wimp out. He's through! Oh that is gross. His hand is just split down the middle his ring and pinky finger are hanging away from the rest of the hand. Hey... Hey Drake can you still move those fingers? Oh ew you can.
Genome... Please just this once... Don't be an asshole...
Right sorry. Now for the leg... He's stepping forward and the spear is tearing out through the back of his knee. He's through and he's pitching forward. Can't get up.
Leg... Torn... Can't move...
Crawl...
I can't move...
CRAWL
Good boy. More spears are jutting out but he seems to be safe on the floor. Probably should have just crawled the entire way...
It hurts so much...
Keep going you're almost at the exit.
There see you made it no big deal.
Drake?
Drake are you ok?
Subject Drake appears to have passed out. He will be given a short rest and medical treatment.
*laughs*
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